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Tired of all the over priced, big budget, fancy graphic, non rewarding games that you need a master’s degree and 7 fingers to control?

So are we….

How about a fun game about a plump little fellow named Porty and his quest to collect beer. Sounds good so far? Good....

Our tubby guy loves adventures and as you progress through the game, you will get to see him in many adventures, each one is funnier than the next.

(Our HD stands for highly disturbing….)

GAMEPLAY

If you have opposable thumbs and can tilt left and right, you can play

As the platforms move from the bottom of the screen upwards, Grab the beer on them and make haste for a lower platform.

You will see

Beer Cans
40 Ouncers
6 Packs
Cases
Pony Kegs
Full Kegs

An the elusive and difficult to reach

Beer Truck


Sounds easy? Why would you want to keep replaying it?

Each new unlocked theme has different challenges and each unlocked Porty can be in any theme.

(50,000 Beers per theme and per avatar is the magic unlock number)

We have left a lot of open room on the avatar and theme page because of planned future additions….

Get in on the ground floor and help our little plump fellow get his beer.

Got a theme idea you would like to see incorporated into the game... Send us an email....