WE ARE AWARE OF THE CRASHING ISSUE AND HAVE SUBMITTED AN UPDATE TO APPLE THAT WILL FIX IT.

THAT ISSUE IS ONLY PRESENT IN THE LITE VERSION.

THIS IS THE LITE VERSION THAT ONLY ALLOWS YOU TO PLAY ONE THEME AND ONE AVATAR


Tired of all the big budget, fancy graphic games that you need a masters degree and 7 fingers to control?

So are we.

Let us present our solution

BEER RUN PORTY HD

(Our HD stands for hilariously disturbing.)



If you have opposable thumbs and can tilt left and right, you can play



The goal of the game is simple..



Help Porty collect as much beer as possible.



Kind of like the name says



GAMEPLAY



As the platforms move from the bottom of the screen upwards, Grab the beer on them and make haste for a lower platform.



You will see



Beer Cans

40 Ouncers

6 Packs

Cases

Pony Kegs

Full Kegs



An the elusive and difficult to reach



Beer Truck





Sounds easy? Why would you want to keep replaying it?



The more beer you collect, the cooler and more disturbing themes and Porty avatars you unlock.



(50,000 Beers per theme and per avatar is the magic unlock number)



Different themes pose different challenges and unlocking avatars keep the game fun and very replayable.





We have left a lot of open room on the avatar and theme page because of planned future additions.



Get in on the ground floor and help our little plump fellow get his beer.

Got a theme idea you would like to see incorporated into the game... Send us an email....