We all remember when flowers worked magical results in our relationships. Flowers announced affection, lit the fire, crafted acceptable apologies, and even loosened the buttons on her blouse. Months later, flowers had lost some magic but retained the persuasive powers to change dreams into reality. You're reading this now because flowers FAIL! Don't worry, you are not alone - and now there is help.

“When Flowers FAIL” is loaded with thoughtful and romantic ideas, ready for you to put into action today. Better yet, take time now to plan a year-long series of thoughtful activities for your wife or girlfriend. This application helps you automatically schedule romantic activities directly into your calendar. Many of the ideas are designed to be fresh, and others are perfect for setting recurring events to repeat the activity. Certain activities require more planning, and we'll set an advance reminder to make sure you stay on track.

While the name of this application is intended to be humorous, and there are a few laughs inside, this application is truly useful tool designed to help you honor the person you love.

Some women find it insulting when I talk about the fact that flowers are supposed to GET something. If your gal is in that camp you may want to avoid telling her need an app to remind you to do thoughtful things for her. Meanwhile, you’ll be leaving flowers behind and learning how to actually satisfy her romantic needs.

Marriage and relationships take effort to thrive. Doing romantic and thoughtful things for your wife on a regular basis is not only required for success, it's rewarding and fun, and she deserves it. We collected these ideas from our wives, so we know they will WORK. Have Fun!