This is the only app of its kind you'll find in the App Store. There are almost 500 hilarious facts and for each one, you can replace the name with yours or anyone else's. When you find one you like, you can email it to friends or add it to your favorites. Download it today, or suffer from multiple roundhouse kicks to the face.

Note that you DO NOT need an internet connection unless you want to email someone.

If you like this app, check out its counterpart, Yo Mama PRO.