Do you worry about minor inconveniences? Do laundry concerns keep you awake at night? Would you like to know if The Nutter will sit next to you on the bus?

Worry no longer: here for your mildly occult pleasure & edification is.. Tarot of the Mundane!

The Countess can answer all your trivial queries about what your very dull future holds. She knows all about your embarrassing illnesses, crap parties and domestic appliance tribulations. Her tried-and-tested fortune telling techniques will ASTOUND and AMAZE, sort of. Simply download Tarot of the Mundane onto your Electronic Device, then shake it about to get Your Daily Prediction. Guaranteed some percent success!

You can even send predictions to friends or share your fate on Facebook and Twitter.

The Countess is pleased to accept your pence, and in return she promises to draw back the mystic doily of mystery and venture into Your Future, armed only with Battenburg cake and inappropriate footwear.

Disclaimer: Tarot of the Mundane will not be able to predict anything life-changing or actually useful. It is not to be taken orally and may cause unwanted side-effects. (It will be not be able to predict these side-effects before use.)

Instructions for use:

1. Open app, shake phone. Swipe image to reveal meaning.

2. Use the logo buttons to share on Facebook, Twitter or Email.

3. Have a nice cup of tea and a bit of a sit-down.