Switchblade, Free self defense.
Detailed App Info:
Application Description
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Ever caught walking down a dark alley at night? Ever been attacked by a group of ninjas? Ever dressed up like a ballerina.. wait what?
SWITCHBLADE is there to help!
Switchblade offers the real feeling of a fake knife, and it can be concealed inside of your iPod or iPhone.
Check it out, and feel the thrill and excitement of holding a REAL.. fake.. Switchblade!
Features...
- Tempered in 100% faux Type 440 Stainless Steel
- Advanced spring technology used by NASA, gives you reliable movement that you can depend on.
- Stealth sound effects to let everyone know that you're REALLY.. not ARMED.
- Silver/Garlic/Wood/Kryptonite tip provides protection against Werewolves, Vampires, Superman, and your little sister.
*Disclaimer* Though this knife has been thoroughly tested and used in hunting various people/aliens, it is not guaranteed to work on your little sister.
It's totally free.. Take a minute, stop being serious, and have some mindless fun... Slaying zombies.
If you're actually still reading this, then congratulations, you have an attention span that is higher than 99.99999% of other users.
Thank you, and please feel free to post a review with a story how you used Switchblade.
*Thanks for making us the #1 FREE app in entertainment!*
Ever caught walking down a dark alley at night? Ever been attacked by a group of ninjas? Ever dressed up like a ballerina.. wait what?
SWITCHBLADE is there to help!
Switchblade offers the real feeling of a fake knife, and it can be concealed inside of your iPod or iPhone.
Check it out, and feel the thrill and excitement of holding a REAL.. fake.. Switchblade!
Features...
- Tempered in 100% faux Type 440 Stainless Steel
- Advanced spring technology used by NASA, gives you reliable movement that you can depend on.
- Stealth sound effects to let everyone know that you're REALLY.. not ARMED.
- Silver/Garlic/Wood/Kryptonite tip provides protection against Werewolves, Vampires, Superman, and your little sister.
*Disclaimer* Though this knife has been thoroughly tested and used in hunting various people/aliens, it is not guaranteed to work on your little sister.
It's totally free.. Take a minute, stop being serious, and have some mindless fun... Slaying zombies.
If you're actually still reading this, then congratulations, you have an attention span that is higher than 99.99999% of other users.
Thank you, and please feel free to post a review with a story how you used Switchblade.
Requirements
Your mobile device must have at least 304.31 KB of space to download and install Switchblade, Free self defense. app. Switchblade, Free self defense. is available on iTunes for $0.00
If you have any problems with installation or in-app purchase, found bugs, questions, comments about this application, you can visit the official website of reduxsoft justin zito at http://www.reduxsoft.com.
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