► Download Now: The Fastest Status Updater ◄

"My friends think I've gotten smarter...
Little do they know." -Foggy

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★★★★★ Status Blaster: Ghostwriter Edition ★★★★★

☆☆☆☆☆ The Fastest and Coolest status shuffle application.☆☆☆☆☆

Works great on low speed connections and older iDevices. Status Blaster is the only app with its own locally stored Monster-Sized database, and our Exclusive Warp Speed "Shake To Shuffle" feature.

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☆☆☆☆☆ Monster-Sized Database: ☆☆☆☆☆

Arm yourself with an arsenal of 50,397 originals in 35 categories, and impress your buddies with your newfound smarts.

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Other products force you to use online databases to track your data and sell it to big money coporations... without your permission.

☆☆☆☆☆ Exclusive Shake To Shuffle feature: ☆☆☆☆☆

♫ Now you can literally blast out status updates while you're dancing and shaking ♫

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☆☆☆☆☆ Timeless Wisdom ☆☆☆☆☆

Shuffle through timeless quotations from the famous and the world renowned.

Hang out with the likes of Aristotle, Mark Twain, Shakespeare, Gandhi, Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, and join the inner circle of the powerful elite.
Shake your iPhone like the ancient tree of wisdom, and shuffle through 20,697 golden nuggets of priceless knowledge.

☆☆☆☆☆ Ghostwriter Edition: Your Personal Status Builder ☆☆☆☆☆

Edit a torrent of suggested shuffles and create your own original updates. Rise from lame updater, to high status leader. Ditch those mundane updates, and claim your new Top-Gun status.

☆☆☆☆☆ ☺ Even More Coolness ☺ ☆☆☆☆☆

- Now you can ☺ Emoji ☺ all your buddies.
- Cool Backgrounds that change with Every Shuffle.


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