Red Issue - since February 1989 the best outlet for a satirical view of the football world and all the inside news and gossip from Old Trafford and beyond.

Find out what's really going on behind the headlines via Woodward and Bernstein's 'Word On The Street', as they report all the snippets and tales the press can't or won't print; rage along with the notorious Mr Spleen at the excesses of the modern game; wring your hands with the outraged Twitterati brigade at the mag's scandalous p1sstakes and black humour; and scream "Won't someone please think of the children!" as Chief Superintendent Roberts attempts to save the public from exposure to our scouse-baiting japes.

Along with regulars such as Bertie Magoo, Sticky Fingers and Life Of Smiley; regular in-depth features on up-to-date football matters and, above all, a wholly irreverant look at the modern game, what more could you want for the price of pint?