Feeling holiday stress?

Just punch me, I am a holiday bear who loves you. I am made out of stuffing and you can't hurt me so just go ahead and whale on me in the comfort of your own phone.

You'll feel so much better after kicking the stuffing out of me. Your stress will just melt away as you pound every part of my body. Beating me senseless might just become a beloved holiday tradition the world over.

I love everyone and especially you. I am a 100% guaranteed method of de-stressing adults and children of all ages.

This 100% guaranteed tested and developed at the scientific Ayzenberg Labs in Pasadena CA.

And remember, I am not just for Christmas anymore. If you’re freaking out about Hanukkah, Diwali, Japanese New Year, Las Posadas, Boxing Day, Hogmanay, Kwanzaa, Bodhi Day, Eid-al Adha, or Lunar New Year, beating me up is your quick ticket to genuine peace of mind.

And thanks in advanced for punching me, I love you!