Hide the women and the children! It’s Noodle Muffin … on your iPhone!!

Yes, Underground Indie/Alternative music pranksters Noodle Muffin invite you to swallow the red pill and enter the bizarre & humorous world of their latest CD “Karmic Bitchslap” ... a land where disco Jesus provides everlasting pizza pockets and Tyra Banks lectures on the proper uses of the female gutty works.

It’s your twisted one-stop shop for all things Noodle Muffin, including cool artwork, band info, videos, easter eggs, official webpages (Facebook, Twitter, etc.), discography, and of course, lots of fun music. It even features several tracks from Noodle Muffin’s new CD "Karmic Bitchslap", including both studio versions of their blasphemously catchy smash "Wiggle, Jesus, Wiggle!". It’s Music for the Unwashed Masses, and it’s never been more convenient!

So grab a cold one, strap yourself in, and get ready to take a ride with Noodle Muffin!

From Razorcake Magazine: “There is a clear PUNK influence in the anarchic way these cats gleefully bounce from one musical subgenre to another in a way that comes off as part reverent, part creative ribbing, often danceable, and completely demented. (Karmic Bitchslap) is the third release I’ve come across by them, and it’s nice to see they’re still flying their freak flag with pride, considerably lighter on the politics this time ‘round, but no less unique in their vision.”