The popular pastimes of rock-paper-scissors and not getting eaten by monsters at last collide! Create your very own survivor and hit the road to defeat monsters in a series of life-or-death Roshambo matches. The Monster Apocalypse already happened, but in the words of someone’s mother, “oh dear, that’s a monster! Help! Help! Why are you just standing there?!! Help meeeeee!!!”

A Very Serious List of Features:

* Create your own character from a paper doll set of familiar horror archetypes!

* Fight a procedurally-generated horde of icky furry oozy snarling terrors!

* Level up to improve the effectiveness of your weapons!

* Acquire weapons the World RPS Society would call “cheating” if we’d bothered to secure their endorsement!

* Have your journey described by an irreverent and frequently sarcastic narrator! New snark to be added regularly.

* Your failures forever shall line the road to Monstertown. And by that we mean that death is forever but at least your next adventurer will have some tombstones to look at on their own slow walk to confront the Horror of a Thousand Tentacles.

* Minibosses!

* A Boss Fight!

* A high-quality walking animation!