Experience the joys of hunting down and blasting away hundreds of innocent animals in this classic retro-style arcade game! Play as the Great White Hunter on safari and render extinct wave after wave of endangered species with our tried-and-true dual-joystick control scheme, blatantly ripped off from classic games like Robotron or Smash TV! Grab bags of money that are crawling around, because you're, like, I dunno, a robber baron or something (This game is 100% historically accurate)

Or if you're just tired of playing games with the word "Flappy" in the title, we fulfill that requirement, too