'Lust Machine' is a fun app to help you start conversations with someone you fancy. Say
you are in a club or bar and someone catches your eye. They are so damn attractive, that
your normal confidence temporarily evaporates; Now is the time for Lust Machine - You
tell your intended target (I mean future friend) that Lust Machine will analyse their
bio-signs and predict your compatibility. Having 'scanned' both your and your victim's
thumbprint, Lust Machine will suggest one of 8 compatibility levels from 'Cold Fish' to
'Get a Room'.

Even if the suggested compatibility is negative, you have both had a laugh at the result,
your mojo has returned and you are well on the way to making a new 'friend'. I would like
to say that Lust Machine guarantees you better pulling results, but frankly that would be
a lie. It will, however, give you a painless way to start a conversation with someone you
fancy. From there its down to you.

Note: Lust Machine does not really analyse bio-signs, that would be worth much more than
£0.59. The humorous results are randomly generated.