Ever had an "Oh please.. kill me now!" moment?
In a meeting, at school, or on the street.. people say and do interesting things and sometimes warrant something smart said to them.

Kill Me Now is a fun application intended to make fun of others without saying it yourself.
It has an integrated text-to-speech engine which allows you to choose what you want to say.

Features:
- 9 phrases to choose from!
- Create up to 5 categories and 5 phrases per category.
- Clean and intuitive User Interface so you can quickly get to what you want to say.
- Male voice only.
- Change the pitch, rate, and variance of the voice to make your own preferred voice.

Want more? Check out our full version on the AppStore.

Full Version Features:
- Over 300 phrases to choose from!
- Create unlimited numbers of categories and phrases.
- Clean and intuitive User Interface so you can quickly get to what you want to say.
- Two voices (male, female) to choose from.
- Change the pitch, rate, and variance of the voices to make your own preferred voices.
- No Ads!

Note: Made and tested for iOS 4 and above.