You ever wish you could come up with a snappy comeback to shut up that jerk at the office? Ever wish you could come up with clever zingers or funny insults for your friends to spread cute smiles on their faces ? Need to express the feelings of your heart to your partner ? Or you simply wish to tell your mates a thing or two but you don’t know how ?

You need to stop your search here.

Welcome to Insult Machine - An insult for every occasion !

The Insult Machine is perfect for insulting others’ pathetic little egos. You know what we’re talking about. Get your revenge through the Insult Machine.

Be direct for a change and send your un-subtle message in the most obvious way possible. Start using the Insult Machine now !
The Insult Machine features a library of predefined insult messages which you can send to your friends to make them laugh or to your not-so-loved ones to get back at them. We’ve collected the best insults for every occasion in your mind. All here for your amusement!

Check out these witty insults that will have you laughing in no time.