Using the latest in mobile-insult technology, scientists at the renowned Hand Face Institute (HFI) have developed a breakthrough app designed to repel even the most boring of your friends. Whether it's an annoying story about their cat or overly-detailed description of what they ate for lunch, their mindless prattle is no match for our laboratory-tested Hand Face System.

Ready to get started? Great!

With a simple shake of your phone, our app makes any hand into a Hand Face® Hand. Using space-age technology, our patentable software analyzes the boringness and/or sheer stupidity of the person in question and generates the perfect audio put-down - automatically!

Hard to believe? Just wait - there's more! Personalize Hand Face by taking a picture of your own hand to use as a background...or take a background picture that's not a hand (please note: non-hand usage has not been approved by the FDA). It'll still talk when you shake your phone.

At this price, what do you have to lose? (other than, say, a friend or two)

The Hand Face institute; taking the phrase "Talk to the Hand" to the next level since early November.