Fortune Boxatron is the ultimate in symbolic philosophy. The system contains flakes of wisdom that may or may not apply in any way to any segment of your life!

Ask it a question and it can response with a long reflected statement. Answers to long ponder questions of your psyche. With observations, reflections, noises and insults - this goes way beyond the technological mysticism of the fortune cookie or the magic eight ball.

And you won't stop at 42 answers here, it goes well beyond even that. You may not get the answer you want, but you may get the answer you need or not. For those of you beyond the level of verbal advice, Fortune Boxatron offers carefully selected beatboxes. The truly adventurous user may choose to hear advice while listening to beatbox for an auditory experience of some kind.