Clumsy Flappy Mac is confused. He is a hamburger but thinks he is a flappy bird that can fly. He paid God to give him tiny wings. God said, you are going to make a lot of folks unhappy If I give you wings, cause everyone is gonna wanna fly right through the ketchup and Mustard Pillars. It's gonna drive em nuts!

To prove your worthiness you must pass through the golden archways, not be tempted to be a hamburger again, avoid ketchup spills and hot mustard...even if you think they are delicious! They are treacherous and will knock you down! Flap your wings Mac, grab your power ups and flap away until you reach the pinnacle. The ultimate high score. And don’t RAGE if its harder than you think or complain on your favorite social media sites...or worse yet, put up a you tube video about your harrowing journey OR I will take your wings away!