FartMobile is the best way to break the ice, with lots of high quality fart sounds and all the features you need to make an impact.

Choose from "Chili Bean Day", the "Nuclear Option", or any of dozen more sounds, each one more shocking than the last.

* Fart Symphony offers a piano with an octave's worth of satisfaction. Watch out, Mozart!

* Fart Alert arms your phone for action - the slightest movement will set off the sound of your choice. Leave your phone on the victim's chair and they'll be sure to set it off.

* Fart Timer lets you deliver your message a little bit later when the time is ripe

* Fart Recorder is just the tool to create your own souvenirs of that three bean casserole

Try FartMobile today and find out what you've been missing!