FartChamp Pro
Detailed App Info:
Application Description
Compete in The World Cup of Flatulence!
It's finally here... the worlds most advanced fart app and the only interactive "cheese cutting" competition.
The best farters in the world are gathering with their iPhones jammed firmly between their cheeks in the quest for the ultimate prize - the Golden Gruts.
Hear some of the most talented bottom burpers alive today and help us decide the ultimate master farter.
If you think you have what it takes, compete directly with these sphincter specialists on the world stage and see how your own guffs stack up.
FartChamp Pro allows unlimited browsing and searching of recent farts, a top 20 "Fart Parade" as well as recording and uploading of your own farts to be entered into competition. The list of available farts will change every day as more young hopefuls try their "hand" at knocking off the "old farts" and challenging for the Golden Gruts.
Don't waste your time with the dozens of cheap "press a button - hear a fart" apps you see all over the App Store. This is the real deal - a constantly evolving online database of user-posted recordings and with FartChamp Pro, the chance to prove to the world what a blow-arse you really are.
Notes for farters:
1. Control is everything - you can do spectacular things if you learn to control yourself.
2. Duration adds difficulty - it takes will power not to drop your payload all at once.
3. A clever description goes a long way - try to evoke an image in the mind of the reader as they listen to your dulcet tones.
Notes for judges:
It's up to you how you choose to judge a fart but keep in mind the four essential elements of a quality fart recording:
1. control
2. duration
3. personal expression
4. power
The potential for people to abuse the privilege of competing in FartChamp is obvious but we hope that you - the user - will weed out the non-farts and the whoopie-cushion fakers by giving them a zero rating whenever you find them. Enough zeros and we'll delete the fart and "black mark" the farter. Enough "black marks" and we'll ban their device forever.
see you on the Fart Parade....
Portaloo Stu
--- Requires OS3.0
--- iPod Touch users: remember that you will need a compatible external mic in order to record your own farts.
It's finally here... the worlds most advanced fart app and the only interactive "cheese cutting" competition.
The best farters in the world are gathering with their iPhones jammed firmly between their cheeks in the quest for the ultimate prize - the Golden Gruts.
Hear some of the most talented bottom burpers alive today and help us decide the ultimate master farter.
If you think you have what it takes, compete directly with these sphincter specialists on the world stage and see how your own guffs stack up.
FartChamp Pro allows unlimited browsing and searching of recent farts, a top 20 "Fart Parade" as well as recording and uploading of your own farts to be entered into competition. The list of available farts will change every day as more young hopefuls try their "hand" at knocking off the "old farts" and challenging for the Golden Gruts.
Don't waste your time with the dozens of cheap "press a button - hear a fart" apps you see all over the App Store. This is the real deal - a constantly evolving online database of user-posted recordings and with FartChamp Pro, the chance to prove to the world what a blow-arse you really are.
Notes for farters:
1. Control is everything - you can do spectacular things if you learn to control yourself.
2. Duration adds difficulty - it takes will power not to drop your payload all at once.
3. A clever description goes a long way - try to evoke an image in the mind of the reader as they listen to your dulcet tones.
Notes for judges:
It's up to you how you choose to judge a fart but keep in mind the four essential elements of a quality fart recording:
1. control
2. duration
3. personal expression
4. power
The potential for people to abuse the privilege of competing in FartChamp is obvious but we hope that you - the user - will weed out the non-farts and the whoopie-cushion fakers by giving them a zero rating whenever you find them. Enough zeros and we'll delete the fart and "black mark" the farter. Enough "black marks" and we'll ban their device forever.
see you on the Fart Parade....
Portaloo Stu
--- Requires OS3.0
--- iPod Touch users: remember that you will need a compatible external mic in order to record your own farts.
Requirements
Your mobile device must have at least 315.97 KB of space to download and install FartChamp Pro app. FartChamp Pro was updated to a new version. Purchase this version for $0.00
If you have any problems with installation or in-app purchase, found bugs, questions, comments about this application, you can visit the official website of maggot media maggot software at http://maggot.co.nz/software/fartchamp.
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