Are you tired of having spouses, friends and employers angry
at you just because you showed up a little bit late?

Are your excuses just not cutting it anymore?

Finally, there is better solution for us late-comers than just being considerate and on-time. (Boring!)


EXCUSE-O-TRON!

Fresh from a computer time capsule from the early '80s is the most (debatably) exciting program ever created! It makes the excuses for you! Impress everyone while you relive the retro computer experience.

Features Include;

-101 Unique, original and field-proven excuses. (They worked for us at least once!)
-Awesome retro 1980s computer fun. (Fun is subjective)
-Cool sounds. (Made in cold room)
-Impress all while being late! (Possibly)

Buy it today!