Peter Dickson offers our boys advice and motivational speech phrases in this hilarious England's Proper Biased Football Commentator.

VOICEOVER MAN HAS ARRIVED IN SOUTH AFRICA AND
HE IS TAKING NO PRISONERS WITH THIS FULL ON POUNDING
BOOMBOX OF RAW ENGLAND SUPPORT. GET INVOLVED!

Unique football pitch layout makes it easy to string together phrases to match any match featuring our boys and more.

Using the Pitch section you are able to commentate entire matches in Peter's massive X-Factor boombox of a voice. NICE!!

Also features a seperate soundboard for even more England phrases.

Classics such as:-

They think it's all over, it ruddy well is now!
Come on England, you can do it!
It's a penalty shootout
The pride of the nation is at stake
We're from ruddy England and these colours DON'T run!
and the Quapps office favourite: IT'S TIME... TO HEAR... THE LIONS. ROOOOOOAAR