Energy Charger - Aviation Jokes series
Detailed App Info:
Application Description
Aviation Jokes, related to airport and aviation
download and have fun
Features:
• Share with Friends
• Bookmark
• Random Jokes on Shaking iphone
Some Jokes:
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a ~~~Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! ~~~BO. " ~~~She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts ~~~"Be silent! " ~~~There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, ~~~"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE.... "
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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago?
Pilot: Negative, Sir.
It's only the same pilot.
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Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.
Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides.
Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars. "The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an argument. The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars. So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could. Heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admitted defeat and went back the air port. "I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything? "~~~"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars. "
download and have fun
Features:
• Share with Friends
• Bookmark
• Random Jokes on Shaking iphone
Some Jokes:
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a ~~~Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! ~~~BO. " ~~~She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts ~~~"Be silent! " ~~~There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, ~~~"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE.... "
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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago?
Pilot: Negative, Sir.
It's only the same pilot.
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Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.
Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides.
Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars. "The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an argument. The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars. So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could. Heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admitted defeat and went back the air port. "I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything? "~~~"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars. "
Requirements
Your mobile device must have at least 776.51 KB of space to download and install Energy Charger - Aviation Jokes series app. Energy Charger - Aviation Jokes series is available on iTunes for $0.99
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