EAT MY GOAL: Partridge style commentary at its best!!!

This is the app for you if you want to know how commentary really should be AND SET ANY ONE AS YOUR RINGTONE!!!

Our unofficial application includes classic recreations and impersonations for:

1966 England's World Cup winning goal
1986 Maradona's hand of god
1990 Chris Waddle's penalty miss
1996 Gareth Southgate's penalty miss
1998 Beckham's red card

and also commentaries for this year's World Cup

Don't miss:

"s**t, did you see that, like a nuclear missile"
"no wonder the crowd are chanting who's the wa****r in the black"
"Crouch...yes!.... the man who looks like a giraffe has send Argentina to the world cup zoo......"
"he carved the the defence like a knife through butter and spread it all over the German's faces"

Over 25 commentary creations that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Start enjoying the fun today!


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