Joe the alcoholist sit, sleep and drink in a pub all day.
Wake him up and get him to become conscious .
Touch/hit his head, stomach and leg and watch his reaction.

-If you touch/hit his head three times he will fly into the corner of the pub.
-Hit his stomach and he will drop.
-Touch his any body parts and he will laugh idiotically or he will show something strange
-He will show his muscle to scare you.
-When he is surprised he pick his nose.
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