Spice up your Parties with THE Drinking Game App!!!

This app details over 75 drinking games, each carefully described so that they can be understood in any state of mind. The Drinking Game App is your premier resource for hours of inebriated shenanigans. After years of research and human testing, each game has been ranked based on the level of hilarity, athleticism, intelligence, luck, and amount of drinking that is inherently involved. This app is a must have for anyone who is of the legal drinking age! But don't take our word for it, just consider these testimonials:

I haven't been sober for two and a half weeks! - Guy who tried to complete all the drinking games in a row

This app is the perfect father's day present! - Father

I have only had The Drinking Game App for about a week, but I'm pretty sure it is the solution to all my marital problems! - Inconsiderate husband in denial

This app is the perfect mother's day present! - Mother

The perfect alternative to studying! - College student
This app is the perfect Christmas present! - Santa

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This app is dumb! - That guy who doesn't drink