The year is 20XX and the Trademark Wars are over... at great cost. All that remains on Planet Name Pending Court Decision are ruthless corporate oppression and deliciously sweet candy ruins on a barren wasteland that was once called Earth.

Only one man can rise from the sugary ashes. A man with untold wealth and power. A man with a sweet tooth only the sweetest sweets can sweet-isfy. His name is Sir Ernesto de Flapenschtudesteen. His enemies know him as... pause for dramatic effect... Captain Flap!

Only he can save us. Only he can spend his way into legend...

FEATURING:

- Mind-boggling, out-of-shape flying man physics!
- A man-launching slingshot!
- Graphics that will remind you of the days before the Trademark Wars!
- Music (from DST!) and sound effects that you can almost smell through your speakers!
- Leaderboards and achievements!
- 5 Trademark Badges to earn!
- We even threw in Match-3 candy collecting! Crazy!
- SPINNING CANDY CANES!

REVIEWS BY REAL PEOPLE:

"YES!! Another flappy clone!" - No one, ever.
"11/10" - That guy we asked to write down eleven divided by ten.
"This is the worst game I've ever played." - Mr. Opposite Man.
"I'm glad the sprite doesn't look like me." - Every celebrity.
"That's very nice, dear." - Mom.

Get this game now before we pull it due to moral implications! For FREE!