Bush League: The Baseball RPG
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Application Description
Welcome to Bush League, a baseball puzzle/RPG wherein you must gobble PED's and cheat your way stardom—just like in real life!
From the mind of Dirk Hayhurst, best selling baseball author, former Major Leaguer pitcher, and Baseball analyst comes Bush League, a match 3 style puzzle based baseball RPG that makes you into a PED abuser, and challenges you to out cheat your opponents by juicing up and exploiting a veritable cornucopia of PED fueled powers.
What are PEDs? Why, Performance Enhancing Dots, of course. LIttle Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, and Purple dots to be exact, that, when matched and accumulated, can power up special, cheateriffic game changing abilities. Everything from common baseball events like home runs, striking out the side, and stealing bases, to not so common things like mauling the first basemen in a blood thirsty rage, stealing your opponent's runners, using lasers to destroy batters, and distracting the competition with silicone enhanced bosoms.
Of course, you're not the only cheater in this game. Bush League sends 24 expert cheater bosses to the plate, all of them bent on keeping you from baseball's lime light. Each of the 24 bosses you'll encounter is a spoof on a REAL baseball player or personality. We're talking famous players, infamous cheaters, player's wives, broadcasters, owners, mascots... nothing is off limits! They'll talk trash, mock, and harass you until you can best them (and even after you best them). If you win, you can pull the ultimate cheater move, and steal one of their PED powers and make it your own!
—Addictive match 3 play.
—A baseball game anyone can pick up and play.
—Hilarious quips and comments that parallel real life baseball scandals.
—5 starting classes, each with it's own special power
—24 unique, trash talking bosses based on real life personas.
—Hundreds of PED power combos to try and unlock.
—Achievements make for tons of replay value.
—Easter eggs!.
—And it wouldn't be a baseball game if there weren't copious amounts of stats.
From the mind of Dirk Hayhurst, best selling baseball author, former Major Leaguer pitcher, and Baseball analyst comes Bush League, a match 3 style puzzle based baseball RPG that makes you into a PED abuser, and challenges you to out cheat your opponents by juicing up and exploiting a veritable cornucopia of PED fueled powers.
What are PEDs? Why, Performance Enhancing Dots, of course. LIttle Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, and Purple dots to be exact, that, when matched and accumulated, can power up special, cheateriffic game changing abilities. Everything from common baseball events like home runs, striking out the side, and stealing bases, to not so common things like mauling the first basemen in a blood thirsty rage, stealing your opponent's runners, using lasers to destroy batters, and distracting the competition with silicone enhanced bosoms.
Of course, you're not the only cheater in this game. Bush League sends 24 expert cheater bosses to the plate, all of them bent on keeping you from baseball's lime light. Each of the 24 bosses you'll encounter is a spoof on a REAL baseball player or personality. We're talking famous players, infamous cheaters, player's wives, broadcasters, owners, mascots... nothing is off limits! They'll talk trash, mock, and harass you until you can best them (and even after you best them). If you win, you can pull the ultimate cheater move, and steal one of their PED powers and make it your own!
—Addictive match 3 play.
—A baseball game anyone can pick up and play.
—Hilarious quips and comments that parallel real life baseball scandals.
—5 starting classes, each with it's own special power
—24 unique, trash talking bosses based on real life personas.
—Hundreds of PED power combos to try and unlock.
—Achievements make for tons of replay value.
—Easter eggs!.
—And it wouldn't be a baseball game if there weren't copious amounts of stats.
Requirements
Your mobile device must have at least 42.91 MB of space to download and install Bush League: The Baseball RPG app. Bush League: The Baseball RPG is available on iTunes for $
If you have any problems with installation or in-app purchase, found bugs, questions, comments about this application, you can visit the official website of Dirk Hayhurst Dirk Hayhurst, LLC at http://dirkhayhurst.com/bush-league.
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