The Socially Awkward Penguin's put-down's (boy’s version) contain a bouquet and wide assortment of come-backs, insults, attempts at witty repartee, and acerbic comments that are sure to come in handy when in arguments, or just to poke the bear.

The application provides a 'socially awkward' twist through hundreds of edited, improved, and tried and tested put-downs and comebacks that reflect the current period of time to ably assist in winning arguments, or as simple conversation starters. "

Please remember that winning an argument requires practice, thought, and active listening skills. Feel free to use the put-downs provided as guidance, and remember to use caution when using these lines. Some people just aren't cool enough or capable or responding to the epic'ness of these lines. When this occurs, remember to gloat.

Warning:

The author takes no responsibility for any impressive shut-downs, victories, fist-bumps or slaps (or any other physical or psychic harm) caused through the use of this application.