Going somewhere this Christmas? Scared the intern might approve ads while you’re inhaling White Russians in Croatia? Instead of waking to high priority emails on Christmas morning, have your team download the Associate Creative Director and leave someone responsible in charge.

Channeling the accumulated wisdom of the industry at large, just shake your phone to see the end of any argument.

And if there’s something you think the ACD should say, just hit submit, send us your witty quips and snide remarks and we’ll add them to his vocab.