Hear the most hilarious clips from actual phone messages left by comedian Amy Borkowsky's overprotective mother, excerpted from the hit CDs, "Amy's Answering Machine: Messages from Mom,” made famous on the "Today" show and NPR. Listen as Amy's Mom reminds her to go to the bathroom before getting in line at the DMV, warns her of a snowstorm, advises her on how to avoid getting gum disease from kissing, and more -- all in Mom’s authentic Bronx accent.

Featuring a flashing message indicator, digital counter and working buttons, the graphic functions like a real answering machine. So while Amy saved her Mom’s messages for over a decade, with a touch of a button, you can instantly share in the side-splitting laughter of the world’s most extreme mother.