The three popular robo apps have been combined into a single, hideous application!

Robo-Philosopher: Wisdom For Living, Insightful Proverbs, and Utter Nonsense

Tired of Plato and Socrates? Tired of things making sense? Then Robo-Philosopher is for you.

A robot has been programmed to be a philosopher, but due to bugs in his software, he mixes everything up and outputs nonsense! His zany proverbs are sure to entertain even the most serious-minded individuals.


Robo-Doctor: Worthless Medical Advice and Idiotic Insights

Is unconventional medicine still too conventional for your taste? Do you have complete disregard for your own well-being? Then Robo-Doctor is for you.

A robot has been programmed to be a doctor, but due to bugs in his software, he mixes everything up and outputs the worst medical advice in the universe!

DISCLAIMER: Bon mots such as "To strengthen your toenails, wear a belt comprised of apricots" are NOT real medical advice! The only physical benefit intended is laughter (which, we hear, is the best medicine anyway.)


Robo-Poet: Dreadful Poetry and Time-Wasting Dreck

Dig the daring of E.E. Cummings? Love the lyricism of Lord Byron? Want the wisdom of Walt Whitman? Then this isn't the app for you!

A robot has been programmed to be a poet, but due to bugs in his software, he mixes everything up and outputs dreadful verse!


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