Want to find out what he or she has where it counts, or how he or she looks after their most important body bits. Then simply use the BODY BITS SCANNER.

This is the funniest most intimate app you can buy. Great fun between friends or on a night out to use on an unsuspecting victim.

Imagine going over to a girl and asking them to take the body bits scanner test- By placing their thumb on the scanner, the scanner will detect their assets such as

"bouncy lovely pair"
"perky perky perky"

or

"yikes, get a wax immediately"
"did someone just open a salmon moose"

A girl can also scan any man they wish, by placing their thumb on the scanner their assets will be judged such as

"yikes that's a monster"
"did a horse just take the test"

or

"i detect a wart"
"no girth at all"


This is great fun when you are out or just mucking around!!! Do you have anything to hide? Then take the test!!



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