Hey you! Yes, I'm talking to you! Wake up and read on! This game will make you big money, help you lose weight with no dieting or exercise, and will improve your sex life 10 fold. Okay. You got me. Those are lies. However, the game is fun and a fairly pleasant way of passing the time. Trust me on this.

Action Video Poker is just like playing a video poker game in a casino. In fact, if you play long enough, a very nice cocktail waitress will even bring you a free drink. Okay, I'm sorry, that was another lie but maybe your significant other can bring you your favorite drink while you play. Be sure to tip though. Put a dollar bill in the waistband. Always a classy gesture.

NOTE: The game is free to download. That's right. FREE. You can see for yourself. See that button thingy over there. Go ahead. Click it, punch it, or tickle it. Whatever you are into, I'm not here to judge you.

Thanks, I've enjoyed our time together. Good times, good times!