I’m Better Than You. Is this phrase commonplace in your conversations? No? Whoops, sorry! I believe you need to direct yourself to the app “Losers for Life”, sponsored by the development team Chumps Anonymous.

IBTY is for those driven by competition. This app is for those who do a victory dance when they beat their grandmother in a game of bridge. This app is for people who don’t believe in playing paper scissors rock best out of 3, rather best out of however long it takes for you to win.

Here’s how it works: You sign-in, you create the contest, you challenge friend or foe, you take the picture, and the whole world will judge the victor. Simple? No, you’re wrong, it’s quite complicated actually and took a long time to put together. Beautifully intricate? Yes, it is, thank you for the compliment.

Features include:
- Personalizing your own profile
- Full iPhone 4 front & back camera support
- Post conquests, also known as the crippling humiliation of your foes, to Facebook and Twitter
- Invite and challenge your (I use this word loosely) friends to contests
- You create the terms, up to 100 characters for contest rules
- Some of the most amazing pictures and contests you’ll ever be witness too.
- Have you ever been told you judge others too harshly? Good. Vote to your hearts content on other contests and appease that God-complex of yours
- Earn achievements, fame, and glory with the more contests you win