HA HA HA
Detailed App Info:
Application Description
SUPER POCKET TURBO JOKE MACHINE!!!! NOW WITH JOKES!
THROW OUT YOUR WHOOPY CUSHIONS, FART MACHINES AND CLOWN SHOES...
...because laugher IS the best medicine!(*)
Keep a straight face for as long as you can while Señor Smiley - a real speaking pocket joke teller - cracks the funnies. Features include:
* Jokes and quips
* Millisecond accurate timing
* The ultimate in deadpan delivery
* 0% Rapport
* "Hyper" realistic 2d Graphix
Guaranteed to work on:
* Generation X hipsters
* Children
* Dowager duchesses
* Dogs
Does not work on:
* Goats (tested)
Technological breakthroughs in this release:
* Detects microscopic secretions from the human joke gland
* Displays text and images SIMULTANEOUSLY!
(*) HEALTH WARNING: Dangerously Funny. If you experience any of the following symptoms, please consult a medical professional:
* Perforated Joke hole
* Dry / Uncomfortable feeling when punning
* Mild rage or discomfort.
* Stony face syndrome
* Busted guts
Reviews:
"I couldn't start laughing"
1 Star
"Ban this sick filth"
Outraged of Tunbridge Wells
"I knew Señor Smiley would end up like this"
Headmaster of Smiley College
"A warning from history for anyone considering a career in comedy"
Comedy critic
"Why are you still reading this?"
Señor Smiley
THROW OUT YOUR WHOOPY CUSHIONS, FART MACHINES AND CLOWN SHOES...
...because laugher IS the best medicine!(*)
Keep a straight face for as long as you can while Señor Smiley - a real speaking pocket joke teller - cracks the funnies. Features include:
* Jokes and quips
* Millisecond accurate timing
* The ultimate in deadpan delivery
* 0% Rapport
* "Hyper" realistic 2d Graphix
Guaranteed to work on:
* Generation X hipsters
* Children
* Dowager duchesses
* Dogs
Does not work on:
* Goats (tested)
Technological breakthroughs in this release:
* Detects microscopic secretions from the human joke gland
* Displays text and images SIMULTANEOUSLY!
(*) HEALTH WARNING: Dangerously Funny. If you experience any of the following symptoms, please consult a medical professional:
* Perforated Joke hole
* Dry / Uncomfortable feeling when punning
* Mild rage or discomfort.
* Stony face syndrome
* Busted guts
Reviews:
"I couldn't start laughing"
1 Star
"Ban this sick filth"
Outraged of Tunbridge Wells
"I knew Señor Smiley would end up like this"
Headmaster of Smiley College
"A warning from history for anyone considering a career in comedy"
Comedy critic
"Why are you still reading this?"
Señor Smiley
Requirements
Your mobile device must have at least 5.81 MB of space to download and install HA HA HA app. HA HA HA is available on iTunes for $1.99
If you have any problems with installation or in-app purchase, found bugs, questions, comments about this application, you can visit the official website of tim harrison at http://killfor.com/support.
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